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India Demotivational Poster


INDIA, YOU SAY? - Yeah...well...ummh


TAGS: india
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 12:57 pm, #243645
d*** Ugs....(gasping for a breath) 5L.


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




THANKSGIVING -




PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.




1st Contact -


TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm, #261668
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm, #260682
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am, #260359
Excellent 5er


SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?


TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

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pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am, #247102
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


the Indy 500 -


TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm, #255972
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm, #255659
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm, #255521
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm, #255519

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm, #255518

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm, #255517

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am, #255441
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am, #255440
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am, #255439
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


THE DIFFERENCE? - Indy's a shortcut through college


TAGS: indiana jones
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:53 pm, #149368
See what happens if you fail to make it to Hollywood?


HOMELAND SECURITY -




MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.62/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am, #243253
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am, #243252
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm, #227095
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


LAZINESS - Is the mother of improvisation


TAGS: indian jones laziness improvisation
Rating: 3.47/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 7:09 pm, #150447
cook was a drog and so was i
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 6:54 pm, #150441
maybe from down your part of the world derek?
Derek - January 5, 2010, 6:51 pm, #150439
drog = Cook? Why?
drog - January 5, 2010, 6:30 pm, #150423
Never bring a knife to a gun fight!


INDIANS -


TAGS: indian gandhi nerhu columbus lost cricket bollywood outsource call centre
Rating: 4.23/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2012, 1:07 am, #236668
If columbus didn't get lost... then he would've discovered India and nothing would've been different.... 5till, its fine...


PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes




B-52 FLYBY -


TAGS: indian ocean flyby b52
Rating: 4.06/5

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MPsniper - April 27, 2011, 5:34 pm, #217493
BANG... yer dead
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm, #217479
Ha ha! VERY true! 5


AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.


TAGS: americans native indians
Rating: 3.87/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm, #223598
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am, #214026
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am, #214022
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that ph**o is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm, #192991
Well played.


CRICKET - It's all about ass whooping...literally!


TAGS: india pakistan cricket ass whooping
Rating: 4.09/5

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caveman - May 11, 2012, 9:55 pm, #234500
Would also go well on sporting breakdown


IDENTIFICATION FAIL - you are not in india


TAGS: christopher columbus identification fail indians
Rating: 2.64/5

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Haarakkon - June 29, 2009, 11:49 am, #91484
That's what I'M sayin'
Roamer - June 29, 2009, 11:10 am, #91481
columbus is coincidentally the most decorated rapist and plunderer in all of history.. why? because he has a holiday... where the f*ck is Norse Viking Day huh?
ddh - June 29, 2009, 7:36 am, #91463
lol, right yes. Columbus thought he was in India, because he thought this is the way to china
Anonymous2 - June 1, 2009, 1:20 pm, #83551
They never thought they did. Columbus said they were "in Dios" meaning "of God" not "Indians"


I SAW IT AND - BRICKS WERE SHAT


TAGS: shat bricks indian hrithik roshan
Rating: 1.54/5


GOING NATIVE -




MARDI GRAS -




WISDOM - It's knowing that these guys are just a pack of bums




PEYTON -


TAGS: colts peyton manning indianapolis indiana funny motivational posters football nfl
Rating: 3.32/5

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calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 8:43 pm, #156617
Never heard of him charging for a autograph. I have a football autographed and he didn't charge me.


BEER GOGGLES -


TAGS: fugly drunk beer indian native
Rating: 2.75/5

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Kilted - March 8, 2012, 2:55 pm, #230897
Both of them apparently.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:18 pm, #224167

One must wonder, who here wore the beer goggles?


I LIKE HIKING AND BIKING AND CUDDLING -


TAGS: eharmony india
Rating: 4.91/5

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carebear - March 15, 2012, 9:46 pm, #231418
(carebear BANNED)


WHY COPYRIGHT IS IMPORTANT - How would you feel if you created something good, then a deceptive guy used it for his crimes and in the end the thing you created is associated to him and to the evil itself?


TAGS: indian swastika is not evil
Rating: 4.54/5

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Stentor - July 15, 2012, 4:01 pm, #237317
Uh no. Aryan was borrowed from the Indians by the Germans. The swastika & swavastika are of sanskrit origin, not german. The idea of european aryans is solely an invention of the Nazis, nothing else. No serious scholar affords that label any credibility.
CloudchaserS - June 28, 2012, 10:05 am, #236722
Part of the problem is idiots who go by what a swastika represents to them personally and refuse to recognize that not everyone sees it as a symbol of evil
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:48 am, #236719
5L by the way...
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:47 am, #236718
Technically Indians are mixed race descendants. Aryans were also one of them and swastika was an Aryan creation. Aryans are European and Germanic, swastika is of German origin. Its unfortunate misuse was sadly done by a genius with a biased mind.


TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again


TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

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MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm, #146274
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm, #146266
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.


So sorry, sir... -


TAGS: india train
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - August 30, 2013, 3:04 pm, #249204
Dry heat is a fraking myth. I live in a flippin desert, and I a**ure you it's still all kinds of h**, and you do sweat... often profusely, unless you are fortunate / wise enough to hide indoors with AC.
GaryO - August 30, 2013, 7:32 am, #249201
It’s a dry heat. A squalid, fetid, dry heat.
K0rNb4LL - August 30, 2013, 2:12 am, #249198
Omg. That many people in tight quarters in the middle of the desert? The body odor inside that train must be atrocious.


RELIGION -




COMING SOON - 'Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Full of Greybeards'




MAN-O-MAN - My ex-wife ended up with my bike. (Indian Giver)


TAGS: indian day motorcycle
Rating: 3.95/5

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rerun - March 9, 2011, 6:51 pm, #213896

beautiful machine.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:49 pm, #213895
ouch!
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 10:20 pm, #213771
Thankyousir.
ICEMAN - March 7, 2011, 10:07 pm, #213770
Nice twist.


One little, -




EAR HAIR - Yes it can be an Indian only.




CUSTERS LAST STAND -




SUBTLE BEAUTY - Shy, Awkward, But Stunning Nonetheless.


TAGS: indian saree subtlebeauty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:09 pm, #232146
It's a metamorphical process Cubby. They begin as stunning beauties, then marry and TRANSFORM into "Aunties" :P
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:07 pm, #220539
Sorry Achmed...I'm still staring at the dot.
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 8:10 pm, #210937
You notice there is no middle for Indian women. Beauty Or Dogface....She's a beauty.


WELCOME INDIA! - Where the cows eat hay! And we drive auto rickshaws EVERYDAY!




Calcutta we have a problem -




Market Crashed -




The Naked Truth -




Proud Parent -




Nazi Monkeys -


TAGS: nazi monkey indiana karen betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2014, 11:26 pm, #255881
Indy's best foil!


Higher Studies -




INDIA - Vacations There Allow You To Really Rest And Relax




Inheritance -


TAGS: indians native proverb earth
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 1:20 pm, #254129
Weren't those the guys from the culture that lost?


Public transport -




TRIBAL SPEED - "E = mc2 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared" Albert Einstein




IDOL WORSHIP - IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!


TAGS: idol indiana raiders ark
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:43 am, #244119
"the idols eyes began to wink and blink. He said 'Hold on, Jim, give me time to think!'"


PATRICIA'S MONKEY -


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm, #171210
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm, #171209
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm, #171207
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm, #171206
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm, #171203
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am, #100087
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am, #100084
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am, #100083
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am, #100081
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am, #100079
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am, #90950
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am, #90948
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am, #90946
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am, #90944
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am, #90943
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am, #90942
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am, #90928
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am, #90925
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am, #90907
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am, #90901
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am, #90900
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am, #90898
BACON!!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am, #90896
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am, #90893
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mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am, #90892
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am, #90891
w
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am, #90890
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am, #90888
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am, #90886
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am, #90884
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am, #90880
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am, #90878
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm, #90125
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm, #87036
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm, #87033
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm, #87014
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm, #86997
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm, #86990
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm, #86988
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm, #86982
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!


CONSTIPATION - yeaaaaah! it came out!!




PRIDE OF INDIAN POLICE - You can not escape its firepower to 360 °


TAGS: police india war guns motorbike pride
Rating: 2.71/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:25 am, #163040
Just one. It's all I can manage.


INDIANA JONES AND HENRY JONES SR. - We named the dog indiana




DANCING AND SINGING LIKE AN INDIAN - Its Catching on...




INDIAN RED DOT -




TEJA - Theica needed another retard


TAGS: teja indian
Rating: 2.1/5

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Pimp My Ride -




Hoosier Daddy -


TAGS: not in indiana
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 10, 2015, 8:21 am, #259850
Not everyone is willing to admit to enjoying the seamy underbelly of humor. Thank you, con.....sicko
concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:33 am, #259847
GaryO, You are a sick man and I enjoy every word of your sickness


anatomy -




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